Big Batch of Anon!Fic (Part 1)

I've never posted any of my anon fic, so I figured now that this last one is pretty well over, maybe I should? I have stuff all the way back from last summer. XD
I'm pretty sure everyone knows which ones I wrote anyway though. 8D And since it's anon fic, it's pretty much a given that it's either smut or crack, rofl.

Title: Untitled
Series: TOKIO
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mabo/Taichi
Original prompt:
Who I want: Taichi/Matsuoka
What I want: Matsuoka taking Taichi over/against his keyboard.
How I want it: Hiiigh.

( Oh hai first ever anon!fic )

Title: Dubya and Pi - Love, (Retarded) American Style <---BTW JAMIE NAMED THIS
Series: NEWS
Rating: PG
Pairing: Yamapi/George W. Bush
Original prompt:
Who I want: Yamapi/George W. Bush
What I want: Whatever
How I want it: Have fun. ;)

( You're tearing me apart, Yamapi!!!! )

Title: The Things We Do for Work
Series: TOKIO + other JE/non-JE cameos
Rating: R
Pairing: TOKIO/Leader, Nakai/Leader, Ukaji Takashi/Leader
Original prompt:
LEADER/ANYONE
Leader comes into work as a girl. TOKIO/JE enjoy this.

( It's girl talk. I *just* told you that. )

Big Batch of Anon!Fic (Part 2)

Second paaart...
LOL I seem to give Taichi a lot of love in anonmemes. 8D

Title: Whale of Deception
Series: Higashiyama, Nakai, KinKi
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kinda-sorta Tsuyoshi/Koichi
Original prompt:
Who I want: Higashiyama, Nakai, KinKi Kids
What I want: Higashi-san and Nakai ship KinKi and are into online roleplaying (guess who plays who?)
Rating: anything
Genre: crack?

( I did not create fake Twitter accounts, that's bull-shit, I did noooot...!! )

Title: The Difference Between Monkeys and Turds
Series: TOKIO
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Nagase/Taichi
Original prompt:
Who I want: Nagase/Taichi
What I want: Wanting to go over songs that he'd composed and everyone else too busy, Taichi ends up asking Nagase to come over. As they talk, things come up that the other didn't know....
Rating: THE SKY'S THE LIMIT! ;Db (aka the higher the better ahahaha)
Genre: I'll leave it up to you <3

( I got the test results back! I definitely have breast cancer. )